What If Your Ex Says..

Snag this from Thet, hope you don't mind sis

1) Why did you let me go?
- You're the one who give up on me.
2) Can I win you back?
- Not a chance dude!
3) But I am very much happy with you back then.
Really?! The feeling is not mutual.
4) I still love you.
- Well, I don't.
5) When did we last talk?
- Hmm.. I can't remember. It was so long ago...
6) Can you go out with me?
- Of course if I can bring my husband. Non-negotiable.
7) Hey,can I give you/ask for a ride?
- Since when do you have a car of your own? No thanks, I can manage on my own.
8) Were you able to move on?
- But of course! That's why I'm happily married.
9) I regret losing you.
- As the saying goes, "You'll never know what you got till it's gone".
10) My parents do not like you.
- I didn't get a chance to know them.
12)You have changed.
- Yup for the better.

What about you, what would you tell your ex?